Brian Toomey is a 24 year old posrcryptozoologist and professional illustrator. His work has appeared on the popular television shows “Good Morning America” and “20/20.” He is a meditation student, a member of the Ecstatic Mystery Cult of the Yeti, a Practitioner of the Zombie Resuscitation System (www.cnvc.org), a lax cheese-adoring vegan, a pacifist, and a fan of Elton John. The New York Times has said of his work “His illustrations are not only important and professional, but also insightful. Probably more so then even he is willing to admit.”

He stubbornly maintains that his work is “primarily scientific in character.” This portfolio tends around the theme that monsters may or may not exist. He firmly believes that untold secrets are given up to the aspirant who contemplates this fact. He is, by all standards, handsome and single.

Specialties: CrayPas, Postcryptozoological Illustration, radical critiques of modern zoology, post-Aristotelian taxonomy, critiques of cryptid photographs, postcryptozoology as a clinical modality.