I've traveled the land of meaningless empty jobs until I saw in the distance a beautiful structure that I couldn't keep my eyes off. That structure was copywriting. Armed with my mighty Sharpie I slayed the evils of status quo, not settling for a quaint existence. When I arrived to the structure it was glorious, filled with creativity, intelligence, and moxie. Now that I've seen the magnificence of copywriting I am ready to continue my odyssey into a world that I've only heard of; the professional world. I am prepared to fight and conquer all odds so I can march into your agency and say to you, Direct mail? Let me have it! Radio? Let me have it! A flyer informing southeastern citrus growers about an annual report that could make or break their 4th quarter profits. Let me have it! I am Kurt Warner and I'm a copywriter.