For more than twenty years, I was a copywriter and creative director for some of New York's best ad agencies. Some of the accounts I worked on were Du Pont, IBM, Jaguar Motor Cars, JP Morgan, Merrill Lynch, Pan Am, Pfizer, UBS, Unisys, the U.S. Army and the Wall Street Journal. Since going on my own a few years ago, I do the same thing I always did– not to mention brochures, direct mail and Websites--but for clients of my own. So if you've always wanted to be somebody's client, here's your chance.