creative impulse
Issue 17
Welcome to the Creative Impulse. This issue, On Point digests Vanilla Coke's celebrity endorsement ads. They're sweet and sugary and hit all the right notes.

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By Lowell Conn

Celebrity endorsements don't generally work.


First off, in the overall exuberance to get a familiar face in front of the camera, marketers don't stop to consider whether there's any natural simpatico between product and pitchman.

Second, most categories involve products or services with true differentiation. Celebrity endorsements -- otherwise known as "buy our product because of the other people who use it" -- don't tend to leave a lot of room for true feature and benefit buying propositions.

But the most overwhelming reason why celebrity endorsements aren't effective is that we may like the roles that actors and actresses play on television and in the movies, but that doesn't necessarily mean we're inclined to buy a toaster oven from them.

Key Points
  • Tread carefully with celebrity endorsement. Pick your spot, only use it when there is clear simpatico between what you're saying and who you've got saying it.
  • Finding a hired gun to pitch your product can backfire if the familiar face gets in the way of a strong buying proposition. Conversely, if there is simply no strong feature or benefit to argue, a celebrity endorsement can pay dividends.
  • Marketers that do invoke the celebrity endorsement vehicle ought to keep the voice of the familiar face synonymous with the roles and characterizations that made them famous. Nobody wants to see Chazz Palminteri as he is off-camera. If you're going to put him in your advertisement, let him be the Chazz that put him there in the first place.
That's why Dennis Franz's Nextel cellular phone advertisements were such a sham. Sure, we may like the guy in his hard-boiled television role of NYPD Blue's Detective Andy Sipowicz, but does anybody really admire the guy enough to buy a cellphone he uses?

Probably not, which is why the copywriters came up with a silly campaign where Franz talked on a Nextel mobile phone while telling his agent and family that he's turning down celebrity endorsement offers. It's not Dennis Franz as we know him, it's Dennis Franz as anti-commercial and overly self-actualized actor.

And the content suffers under its weight.

Which is why I love Vanilla Coke's light-as-air new television advertisement, featuring original pitchman Chazz Palminteri and American Idol judge-we-love-to-hate Simon Cowell.

The drink's initial campaign was a strong play off of Palminteri's many turns as film tough. The ads portrayed him trying to spread the good word of the drink, inviting people off the street to have a taste. In true tough guy manner, he forced people to take a sip, and essentially told them to like it.

The soft drink's second campaign reprises Chazz's same character. This time he's intent on finding a celebrity endorsement for the product.

In an empty lounge, he offers Cowell a sip. Asks him what he think. The judge begins to give his answer when Chazz's henchman raises a handwritten cue card and implores Cowell to read the opinion that they wrote for him. Simon, intimidated, endorses the drink. Palminteri: "Ring the bell ... we got our first celebrity endorsement."

It's funny and fresh. A celebrity endorsement where the pitchman are not themselves but the characterizations that we've come to know and love. What fun for American Idol fans to see most-hated Simon Cowell forced to edit his opinion. And film buffs pay good money to see Palminteri play his hard-boiled persona -- why not showcase it even more in Vanilla Coke offerings?

Even while the execution works, the simpatico between players helps it even more.

The smart guys and gals at Vanilla Coke understand that their proposition is a tough sell. Sure, their drink is vanilla-tasting Coke. That's a feature. But it's also an obvious one -- heck, the name says it already. So what else to propose? What else to offer to the public?

The answer's clearly nothing. They can't propose the drink tastes great because they are smart enough to understand that consumers who like vanilla and coke will like it -- and those that don't, won't. Res Ipsa Louqitor: It is what it is, nothing more and nothing less.

Faced with this understanding, a smart marketer substitutes creativity and interest into an ad where there's not much else to say. They offer a few chuckles, put in a few friendly and familiar faces and ask consumers to try it out.

And therein lies the perfect spot for the celebrity endorsement.

Vanilla Coke's betting that consumers want the taste. I, for one, like it. And I know plenty of people around me that do -- and don't. All the company can do is get as much exposure as possible, and interest enough people in hopes the sweet soda will catch on.

That's all they can ask for. And that's all they compellingly do. And they do it with the one advertisement vehicle that was made for this particular task.

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Lowell Conn is the curmudgeonly voice of Creative Impulse.

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